These "Tale Spinner" episodes are brought to you courtesy of one of our Canadian friends, Jean Sansum. You can thank her by eMail at VOL. XXIII, NO. 29
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Barbara Wear forwards these suggestions:
You may feel restless and wound up with a lot of nervous energy today. You could feel overwhelmed with correspondence and appointments, or be struggling to complete a large workload. A great way to release your stress is through physical activity.
You might consider taking short breaks, a brisk walk outside, or engaging in more lengthy activities during your lunch hour. You could also try doing brief exercises indoors, such as gentle stretches or calisthenics. Once you´ve burned off some tension, you may want to take a few moments to foster a peaceful state of mind. This will allow you to deal with stress more efficiently during the rest of your day.
Releasing our stress in healthy ways makes us feel strong and centered, regardless of our outside circumstances. Stress only becomes overwhelming when we allow it to build up in our bodies and minds. If we can learn to release our stress in measured doses through the course of our day, we feel better able to handle new stressors as they come our way. When we are calm and relaxed, we feel empowered and confident that we can handle anything.
This belief can help us stay grounded and focused, which will have a positive effect on all of our activities. Make an effort to release your stress frequently today, and you will develop the strength, stamina, and stability to handle nearly any challenge.
The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.
It is easy to teach anyone to play the maracas. Just grip the neck and shake him in rhythm.
Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.
Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.
All female parts were sung by castrati. We don´t know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants.
Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven´s Erotica, Tchaikovsky Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin´s Rap City in Blue.
Music sung by two people at the same time is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco.
A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals.
Contralto is a low sort of music that only ladies sing.
Diatonic is a low calorie Schweppes.
Probably the most marvelous fugue was the one between the Hatfields and the McCoys.
A harp is a nude piano.
The main trouble with a French Horn is that it is too tangled up.
An interval in music is the distance from one piano to the next.
The correct way to find the key to a piece of music is to use a pitchfork.
Agitato is a state of mind when one´s finger slips in the middle of playing a piece.
Refrain means don´t do it. A refrain in music is the part you´d better not try to sing.
I know what a sextet is but I´d rather not say.
Most authorities agree that music of antiquity was written long ago.
My favorite composer was Opus.
Agnus Dei was a woman composer famous for her church music.
Henry Purcell was a well-known composer few people have ever heard of.
Johann Sebastian Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic.
Rock Monanoff was a famous post-romantic composer of piano concerti.
Shirley Conlon declares that
These are classified ads which were actually placed in UK newspapers:
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Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog
FREE PUPPIES
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a super dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY
must sell washer and dryer, 100 pounds
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, 200 pounds or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married, wife knows everything.
Catherine Nesbitt shares these
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don´t know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once - or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone´s heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn´t even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can´t make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren´t all gifts free?
Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he´ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don´t talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I´m not sure.
The high cost of living hasn´t affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I´ll show you a man who can´t get his pants off.
Is it just me - or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?
Barbara Wear forwards this link to an amazing drum show from the Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo:
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Carol Hansen sends this link to a site showing photos of beautiful trees and forests from around the world:
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Marilyn Magid forwards the URL for a video of a smart parrot figuring out puzzles for a treat:
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Marilyn also sends an article about the perfect books to read as an antidote to the grim headlines we read every day:
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Tom Telfer forwards this link to a video of a blind man astonishing Penn & Teller:
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Tom also sends the URL for a video of Darcy Oake´s dove illusions in Britain´s Got Talent:
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The NAFTA treaty is coming up for renegotiations in less than a month, and to tell Trudeau to stand up to Trump and protect jobs, farmers, the environment, and our democracy, go to this site:
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In this TED talk, Penny Lewis talks about improving your life by manipulating your sleep:
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This site warns you about the 25 most common internet scams:
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A state in India has turned 1600 tons of plastic trash into 620 miles of road:
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
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