These "Tale Spinner" episodes are brought to you courtesy of one of our Canadian friends, Jean Sansum. You can thank her by eMail at VOL. XXIII, NO. 52
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Tom Telfer writes about
The other night we were flipping through the TV channels and found a hockey game being played by our local team, the London Knights. We have season´s tickets and know all the players´ stats.
It must have been an out-of-town game, we thought, but the banners hanging from the rafters were in our arena.
Checking the team´s schedule, we found no listing for that evening. We were scratching our heads, but then a light came on ... we had been watching a replay of a game!
With all the Christmas preparations our brains were overwhelmed.
Oh well, another Senior Moment.
Burke Dykes forwards this philosophical story:
Once upon a time a psychology professor walked around on a stage while teaching stress management principles to an auditorium filled with students. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they´d be asked the typical "glass half empty or glass half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, the professor asked, "How heavy is this glass of water I´m holding?"
Students shouted out answers ranging from eight ounces to a couple pounds.
She replied, "From my perspective, the absolute weight of this glass doesn´t matter. It all depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute or two, it´s fairly light. If I hold it for an hour straight, its weight might make my arm ache a little. If I hold it for a day straight, my arm will likely cramp up and feel completely numb and paralyzed, forcing me to drop the glass to the floor. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn´t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it feels to me."
As the class shook their heads in agreement, she continued, "Your stresses and worries in life are very much like this glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and you begin to ache a little. Think about them all day long, and you will feel completely numb and paralyzed - incapable of doing anything else until you drop them."
The moral: It´s important to remember to let go of your stresses and worries. No matter what happens during the day, as early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don´t carry them through the night and into the next day with you. If you still feel the weight of yesterday´s stress, it´s a strong sign that it´s time to put the glass down.
Irene Harvalias shares this
This happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchock tale, it´s true.
John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road high-hiking on a very dark night in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.
Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming toward him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door ... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn´t running.
The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window and turned the wheel.
John, paralysed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but it never touched or harmed him.
Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had.
A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying ... and wasn´t drunk.
Suddenly, the door opened and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were soaked and out of breath.
Looking around and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look, Paddy ... there´s that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!"
Catherine Nesbitt sends this story about
Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
A man is at work one day when he notices his co-worker is wearing an earring. The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn´t know you were into earrings."
"Don´t make such a big deal, it´s only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my car."
I always wondered how this trend got started; now I know.
Marilyn Magid forwards this one about
A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the highway and pulled over. She stepped out of the car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry; she knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the content of the can onto it.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans, and hopped down the road. Fifty metres away the rabbit stopped, turned and waved, and hopped another 50 metres.
The man was astonished. He couldn´t figure out what substance could be in the woman´s spray can. He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so the man could read the label. It read, "Hare Spray. Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
This issue is the last issue of volume 23 of The Tale Spinner.
I have been publishing this newsletter for 23 years, and am wondering if I should leave it at that. The mailing list is reduced, and some early contributors have died, leaving their memories behind. I still miss them.
When I first started the Spinner, people were very willing to write about their lives, their experiences, their travels, their pets - but now most of them are content to read other people´s accounts. They also serve, who only sit and read.
But there are still people who contribute regularly, and many of their names appear in many issues of the newsletter. I thank them for all the material they send. They are proof that people still read the Spinner, and that I am not just talking to myself.
I will be 96 in January, and I sometimes think I should rest on my laurels. But I realize that I need something to be responsible for, apart from this old woman and her cat. I need some reason to get out of bed, and to have something I have to think about and keep on schedule. So as long as my computer and I keep going, I will continue to publish the Tale Spinner.
Thank you to all the kind contributors and readers, and my very best wishes to all of you for a healthy and happy new year!
Tom Telfer sends this link to a video we have seen before, but its message is one we all need to hear in these uncertain times:
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Tom also forwards the URL for a video of rally driver Ken Block and snowboard champions Zak Hale and Ethan Deiss having fun in the snow:
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For New Year´s Eve, Auld Lang Syne performed by pipes and drums:
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In Holland´s Got Talent, nine-year-old Amira sings opera to the amazement of the audience and judges:
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This police officer punched through a frozen pond to rescue an eight-year-old boy who had fallen through the ice:
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears." - John Lennon
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