These "Tale Spinner" episodes are brought to you courtesy of one of our Canadian friends, Jean Sansum. You can thank her by eMail at VOL. XXIV, NO. 16
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Unfortunately, the weather changed during the second week. The swell was high as we forged east battling the north-east winds. The pool was closed and on Thursday, we were not allowed out on the deck. A big jigsaw was started with many people getting involved. It was a navigational map of the world and very difficult. It was almost completed when a very rough sea on Thursday night swept it off the table. The piano was also pushed across the deck and damaged.
The next morning was the day of my disaster. One moment, I was sitting having breakfast and suddenly I was no longer sitting, but sprawling on the deck with a broken chair by my side, with broken plates and scrambled eggs beside me! Not a good moment! The rolling ship and strong winds was the result of bad weather coming from Canada! A reminder that what happens in one part of our world affects other parts on this tiny planet.
Despite my accident, I did like the "Windsurf" because there are not so many passengers as on the larger cruise ships - 300 or less as opposed to 3000, or more! It makes it easier to build meaningful friendships. The crew were always happy and willing to help. The chef gave lessons in cooking, such as making pastry and carving joints of meat, and gave tours of the galley. Also the Captain´s Bridge is open policy so anyone can go and see the navigation equipment, talk about sailing, even hold the wheel! All in all, a relaxed happy experience. We will probably cruise on smaller boats again.
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On April 14, Kate wrote: The good news, we arrived safely in the port of Lisbon this morning. The bad news, I came off the ship in a wheelchair!
We had rough seas from Wednesday until late Friday when we entered the estuary of the Tagus River. I was coping well with the rolling ship and boasting about the sea in my blood when on Friday the 13th, I met my comeuppence. I was seated at the breakfast table when suddenly a huge roll caused me and my chair to rise in the air, and on the backward roll, we came down in a heap. The chair fell and I fell on top of it and broke the arm of the chair. The chair and table and dishes all crashed and slid across the floor. I was in a heap and unable to get up because of a searing pain in my left side.
The doctor came and managed to get me strapped onto a stretcher which was pushed into an upright position so they could get me into a wheelchair. After examination, the doctor decided that nothing was broken and gave me pain killers. Since then I have experienced intense searing pain in the lower rib area when I move my left leg.
We borrowed a ship´s wheelchair to get me to our present accommodation - four flights up, but a nice place above a busy square. I can watch the activities in the square around the fountain. The cruise ships are docked very close. I can see the Holland America ship, the "Oosterdam" from the window. We sailed from Vancouver to Sydney on this cruise ship in 2012.
If the sharp pain does not go away I might go and get checked out at a hospital. The ship´s doctor said nothing is broken - maybe a cracked rib and/or torn muscle. Whatever, it is a nuisance, and fingers crossed, the pain will go away tomorrow.
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On April 15, Kate wrote: Good news! Nothing is broken. I was given an injection and some pain killers. The doctor says it could take a month for the pain to go away.
The bad news - it is raining in Lisbon, but we hear there is freezing rain and snow in Ontario!
To be continued.
Catherine Nesbitt sends this story about
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it´s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells him everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he´d like to buy, a three-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl´s parents´ house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I´m so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl´s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was the pharmacist!"
Rafiki shares another fattening recipe:
Ingredients
1 package (14 ounces) caramels
3 tablespoons water
1-1/2 cups chopped pecans
1 cup crisp rice cereal
3 cups milk chocolate chips
1-1/2 teaspoons shortening
Directions
Line two baking sheets with waxed paper; grease the paper and set aside.
In a large heavy saucepan, combine the caramels and water; cook and stir over low heat until smooth.
Stir in pecans and cereal until coated.
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto prepared pans.
Refrigerate for 10 minutes or until firm.
Meanwhile, in a microwave, melt chocolate chips and shortening; stir until smooth.
Dip candy into chocolate, coating all sides; allow excess to drip off.
Place on prepared pans.
Refrigerate until set.
Store in an airtight container. Yield: about 2 pounds.
Shirley Conlon forwards this suggestion for
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself, and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.
This means that you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem! Need glasses? That´s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can´t afford for you to go into a nursing home!
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don´t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
Tom Telfer forwards this essay about
Who is your life partner? Mom? Dad? Husband /wife? Best friend? Son? Daughter? Or someone else?
Your real life partner is Your Body.
You and your body stay together from the beginning of your life until your last breath.
You enjoy each relationship in this world that you feel is good for you. But you also play an important role with your body.
What you do to your body is your responsibility, and that will come back to you. The more you care for your body, the more your body will care for you.
What you eat, what you do for being fit, how you deal with stress (physical/mental/emotional), how much rest you give to it, will decide how your body is going to respond in your day-to-day life.
Remember your body is the only permanent address where you live.
What your body wants is love, care, respect, politeness, honesty.
Your body is your responsibility, because you are your real life partner.
Fitness First!
Barbara Wear sends the URL for a vacation travel guide to spectacular St. Petersburg, in Russia:
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Barbara also forwards a compilation of old historical photos, some as early as the Civil War era:
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Jay forwards this link to a video of an 11-year-old yodeler on the Ellen Show:
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Jay also sends the URL for a report by The Automobile Protection Association´s annual auto sales survey which bears warnings about sales tactics and fees that may be against the rules:
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This CBC story claims that many Canadians are recycling wrong, and it´s costing us millions:
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Canada has just introduced a new motion that would take on plastics pollution from corporations like McDonalds and Nestlé in a huge way. Please join me and call on Canadian politicians to vote yes for motion M-151:
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This story from the Daily Mail shows a mother raccoon marshalling her four babies into their tree house:
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This Prince George student fought back against bullying by putting the words on a t-shirt and wearing it to school:
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From The Washington Post, the story of a quest for a limited-edition toy plane for an autistic boy:
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"Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out." - Frank A. Clark
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