These "Tale Spinner" episodes are brought to you courtesy of one of our Canadian friends, Jean Sansum. You can thank her by eMail at VOL. XXV, NO. 05
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I did swim in the area near our house, but access was down a steep path making it hidden from the road and nobody else swimming. Although Michael came with me, there was nowhere in the shade for him to watch me, and I did not feel very safe. The tide was going out and there was a shelf at the shore line so I kept getting thrown into the breakers. Once I got past the breaking waves, it was a very pleasant swim until I had to get out and was thrown like flotsam on the shore line!
We soon got used to getting the local buses to the capital city St. George´s, the beautiful beach of Grand Anse, or to the nearest village. On one return journey, I talked with a lady who lived near us. The next day, when we were out, she came to our place with a big bag of fruit: limes, bananas, oranges, starfruit, and a strange fruit that at first glance, I thought were new potatoes. It turned out they were gold apples. The host told me to be careful eating them as the centre core had sharp thorns. I had the water boiling for potatoes, so I cooked them and we had stewed apple instead of new potatoes with our chicken that night.
The following day, when Raymond came to take us to his farm and a tour of the island, he brought coconuts, oranges, bananas, and a bag of sorrel. I had seen them selling this red plant and asked the seller what it was. He said sorrel is for making a cold drink. When we stopped for lunch later that day, we had a cold sorrel drink. It was the most refreshing drink I have had. Some people like to add rum to it, but it was delicious without the rum. Now I am on a mission to find Caribbean sorrel drink in Canada.
Granada is a Commonwealth country with Queen Elizabeth II as Head of State. The people all speak English to tourists, but between each other they use a patois that seems to be a mixture of French, English, and Creole spoken at great speed. The coins look very much like our Canadian dimes and quarters with the image of Queen Elizabeth on one side. My friend on the bus had visited England as they do not need a visa, but it is harder for them to visit Canada and the U.S. because of the cost and time taken to obtain a visa.
In summary, Granada (pronounced Granaayda) is a beautiful island, with beautiful friendly people who love visitors and speak English, lots of fresh fruit, good beaches and sunshine every day. The guide had the title "Lymin in Granada." Lymin is enjoying the island, the sun, the sea, the fruit, the people ... and just doing what you want when you want! The rest of the guide advertised all the places of interest and restaurants on the island.
Tom Telfer describes
It is a grand occasion when the Queen hosts a Royal Garden Party. I was able to attend three: two at Buckingham Palace and one at Holyrood Palace in Edinburgh.
About 8000 attend each party, held once a year.
Gentlemen must wear a business suit and ladies must wear a hat and white gloves. No cameras are allowed.
Most of the attendees are chosen to attend. Each year, mayors are asked to choose folks who have spent several years as volunteers in organizations in their communities.
Everyone lines up and hopes that the Queen will stop to chat. Her secretary walks in front of her and asks someone to give their background, and then they are introduced to the Queen.
You enter by the front gates and walk through the Palace out to the back garden, which is 39 acres in size. Several tents are set up, where tea and cakes are served.
It is a very memorable event.
ED. NOTE: I asked Tom how he managed to attend three of the garden parties. Here is his explanation: I have had a pen pal in England since I was 12. My Dad put my name in a stamp collector´s magazine in a pen pal column. A teacher in England cut out the names and gave them out to the students. I visited England 20 times and my pen pal came here 16 times.
Buckingham Palace reserves a few places at the Royal Garden Parties for members of the Commonwealth. I applied to Ottawa for an invitation.
Your chances of speaking with the Queen are very slim. With 8000 guests, we were not able to chat with her.
Barbara Wear forwards this article about
A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in a locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself, "Funny. I thought I locked the door."
He dressed and flipped his wallet to make sure all was in order. Everything looked okay - all the cards were in place.
A few weeks later, his credit card bill came - a whopping bill of $14,000!
He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not make the transactions.
Customer care personnel verified that there was no mistake in the system. They asked if his card had been stolen.
"No," he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card - and yes, you guessed it. A switch had been made. An expired credit card from the same bank was in the wallet.
A thief had broken into his locker at the gym and switched cards.
The credit card issuer said since he had not reported the card missing earlier, he would have to pay the amount owed them.
How much did he have to pay for the items he didn´t buy? $9,000!
Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped? Small amounts rarely trigger a warning bell with some credit card companies. It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to a big one!
SCENE TWO:
A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card. The bill for the meal came, he signed it, and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along.
Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet, but this time he actually took at look at the card, and lo and behind, it was the expired card of another person.
He called the waitress and she looked perplexed. She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man.
All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired cart to the counter cashier, who immediately looked down and took out the real card. No exchange of words - nothing!
She took it back and came back to the man with an apology.
Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours. Check the name on the card every time you sign for something and/or the card is taken away for even a short period of time. Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, assuming that it has to be theirs.
SCENE 3:
Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in. I paid by using my Visa check card, which of course, is linked directly to my checking account.
The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure.
While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialling. I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of order. Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture.
He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons. Meanwhile, I´m thinking, I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was really going on.
The it dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I´m paying close attention to what he is doing. He set the phone on the counter, leaving it open. Abut five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you the picture has been saved.
Now I´m standing there struggling with the fact that this boy had just taken a picture of my credit card. Yes, he played it off well, because had I not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened.
Needless to say, I immediately cancelled that card as I walked out of the pizza parlour.
All I´m saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times. Whenever you are using your credit card, take caution and don´t be careless. Notice who is standing near you, and what they are doing when you use your card.
Be aware of phones, because many have a camera phone these days. Never let your card out of your sight - check and check again!
Catherine Nesbitt forwards some
My Dad was cleaning out my grandmother´s house (she had died recently) and he brought me an old lemonade bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we didn´t have steam irons. Man, I am old!
How many do you remember?
Headlight dimmer-switches on the floor of the car; ignition switches on the dashboard; trouser leg clips for bicycles without chain guards; soldering irons you heated on a gas burner; using hand signals for cars without turn indicators.
Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember, not the ones you were told about.
1. Sweet cigarettes (candy?)
2. Coffee shops with juke boxes
3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles
4. Party lines on the telephone
5. Newsreels before the movies
6. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning.
7. Peashooters
8. 33 rpm records
9. 45 rpm records
10. Hi-fi's
11. Metal ice trays with levers
12. Blue flashbulb
13. Cork popguns
14. Wash tub wringers
If you remembered 0-3 = You're still young
If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered 7-10 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 11-14 = You're positively ancient!
I must be positively ancient but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.
Catherine Nesbitt sends this link to rare historical photos:
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Catherine also forwards the URL for a video of the White Rock Pier collapse in a December storm:
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Tom Telfer shares this link for a video of the "bluest lake water in the world" in Banff national park:
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The Story of Electronics employs the Story of Stuff style to explore the high-tech revolution´s collateral damage - 25 million tons of e-waste and counting, poisoned workers and a public left holding the bill:
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A California city sets up a "goat fund me" page to acquire goats to munch through acres of vegetation that could fuel wildfires. Maybe BC should try some goats in our vulnerable forests this summer:
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"It is vain to hope to please all alike. Let a an stand with his face in what direction he will, he must necessarily turn his back on one half of the world." - George Dennison Prentice
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